sex, vaginas, salzburg, you know... the normal

I have a 6 month old baby screaming - and i mean screaming - on the floor right now, and  an almost 2 year old thats obsessed with Dora the Explorer crawling up the walls because she wants to get out of the house... and i just can't be bothered.

I'm not lazy, im bored.  Bored mentally, physically, professionally, personally.  Brain dead.  Tired.  As they call it in Austria "burnt out".

Here is a brief run down of my story.  I will break down the blog into chapters, but basically here is an overview.
Met my husband at 21, married at 25, pregnant at 26, baby born at 27, pregnant at 28, moved to Salzburg (Red Bull head office - my husbands employee) second baby at 29.  Pregnant at 30, 3rd baby due soon.  I have been busy… on my back… obviously…

Throw in language barrier, a slightly backwards (ok very backwards) country, and the fact i hate skiing... and it kind of spells disaster and interesting months ahead.

Hopefully i can entertain some people on the crazy life i have.  It's a little left of centre...

Can someone PLEASE do brazillians in this country.   My vag desperately needs a wax.

Please set your standards to low… this blog is sure to be cringe worthy to most who read it...